1. Unlike men, they Can’t Talk.
New research suggests silence is the ultimate sign of masculinity. On average woman speak 3-5x more words per day then men. Your bully will let you get it all out.. plus he’s always interested. And he can’t talk back.
2. They’re Masculine
The American Bully & Pit Bull Terrier are the bad boys of the dog breeds. They have been judged, mistreated, banned and mislabled as inherently dangerous.. but behind the tough looking exterior.. they’re big babies.
4. They’re Protectors
You can feel safe knowing your bully has got your back.
5. They’re Great With Children
Despite what the media would have you believe, the American Bully-an offshoot of the American Pit Bull Terrier were originally coined “nanny dogs” because of their gentle nature with kids.
6. They Don’t Judge You
Polishing off your 2nd pint of Ben & Jerry’s and binge watching your favorite TV series? No judgement here.. Your bully thinks this is a great decision, and only wants a lick or two when you’re finished. He also thinks you look slimmer than usual. Have you been dieting?
7. They’re the Best Snugglers on the Planet
Seriously, these hams take nap time seriously. And they expect cuddles.
8. They’re Emotionally Supportive
Unlike your man, who has no clue if you’re upset.. your bully can sense it.
Proceed to #7.